smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.

I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...

by Handsome Van September 26, 2017

Skin titties

The flappy excess skin in the general area of the chest on an elderly gentlemen.

"Look at them skin titties on grandpa" "his skin titties flap faster than the flag"

by Carforters June 5, 2016

dude titty teabag

Being Titty-Bagged by a dude with solid D breast size.

When Rory wants chips this dude titty teabag anyone in the way.

by MICHELDODT January 10, 2025

Titty tits

The best type of tits. They are wet and juicy and you can suck on them all day.

Girl: “Hey.”

Guy: “Hey. Nice titty tits.”

Girl: “Wanna suck em’ and fuck em’?”

Guy: “Hell yeah!”

Both: (enter bedroom)

by Tim Bundleballs March 24, 2021

Tittiful

1. Pertaining to ones breasts
2. Accentuating ones breasts

Wow your outfit is so tittiful

by Not grey May 12, 2025

titty gremlin

someone who is overly obsessed with large breasts

"he only dates girls who've had work done. He's such a titty gremlin."

by lumpofflesh June 18, 2023

Titty-score

When you're getting off with someone in a night club, and only a night club, and get the opportunity to cop a cheeky titty squeeze.

I was getting with an absolute munter last night, bit I managed to titty-score

by The real fake Samwell Tarly July 10, 2018