Dobbins syndrome

Hails from the lack of ability to shoot, stay alive, or generally function in UT. No skill and no general talent what so ever and has the ability to kill one's own self at whim.

see hack and noobie

by lucifer August 19, 2004

Jojo's syndrome

The act of being Asian and disliking egg fried rice causing loneliness and depression making them upload pictures of Taylor swift and other miscellaneous Asians whom they find attractive.

See that Asian all alone on the bus he is jojo's syndrome

by Frazzles June 9, 2014

Haber Syndrome

The obsessive loving or lusting of men with the last name of "Haber" and seducing oneself to make the man fall back in love with you. Red-heads are most likely to be harmed by this never ending disease that takes over one's everyday thoughts. Listening to Tom Petty is the only temporary cure.

Operation Haber will cure my Haber Syndrome.

by red-headed bia2 December 7, 2010

Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome

A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.

That guy is such a moron. I think he must have Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome.

by Bonequisia January 24, 2011

Spiderman Syndrome

When a bottle gets stuck to your hand and it just doesn't want to come off

Yep, that's spiderman syndrome for ya

by pengipengipengi100 November 13, 2011

Emo Syndrome

1.)A term used to describe one who is emo. Sympetoms include:
Butt like chin
Horrible hair style
Dresses ugly
Having your water bottle stolen
Haven your door stop taken
Teaching at some horrible school (like ACES)

Yo man Konfala is such a loser he must have emo syndrome!!!!!

by i2eally January 27, 2007

Tyrone Syndrome

When she gives you head so good your voice drops an octave.

"Did you hear what happened to that guy?"
"Yea I heard he had a one night stand and is now suffering from Tyrone Syndrome."

by xBatman_Unboundx September 16, 2016