Simp

A person who usually agrees with what a woman says just for some coochie. They usually have a name like Seth or Alan

Seth keeps leaving us just to talk to some depressed girl that doesn’t even like him and is secretly gay . What a SIMP

by UrmumgaylolXD March 12, 2020

Simp

As seen in and episode of Phineas and Ferb. The definition of simp is not what most people think. It is not in the context of a male being submissive but quite the opposite. Simp means squirrels in my pants.

S-squirrels

I-in
M-my
P-pants

Oh no! Simp alert! Guys I have squirrels in my pants!

by I’m kidding March 12, 2020

Simp

A simple person. A simpleton. A dumbass. A retard.

Dude Michael is being a massive simp right now - he doesn’t know what 1+1 is.
I know right? Fuckin’ simp.

by Admastvia March 12, 2020

Simp

Jack Hollingworth

Oh my god Look a simp over there talking to Charlotte Makay Komal and Olivia. Oh yea thats just Jack

by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020

Simp

Jack Hollingworth

Oh look there is Jack Hollingworth simping again to Charlotte Mackay

by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020

Simping

When someone does anything right wingers don't like.

Kyle : What? There's a black character in this show?
Jeremy : Damn, corporations are simping for the left now.

by pandemic19 March 13, 2020

Simp

Someone who puts women in front of their own needs in order to secure the bag (pussy), however is rarely successful in their exploit.

“Freya told me not to go to the festival”
“Ben, you’re being a simp”

by anti-vaxxerrrrrrrr March 13, 2020