shits and spews

Chronic diarreah and vomiting.

Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes

by sniff my knickers November 19, 2007

shit painting

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness

When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.

by The Square Gang April 13, 2008

junkie shit

Self-seeking tendencies such as hussling, lying, manipulation, and a disregard for the consequences of actions. Often employed by drug addicts, however, these actions do not have to be connected with drugs.

Guy 1: I just called my work and told them my grandma died so I don't have to go in.

Guy 2: Wow, dude. Really? You've been clean for six months and you're still pulling junkie shit.

by Henlo January 4, 2010

piece of shit

people who lack value in their presence in any way; waste of air; people who should question why their existence does not add to society

Mackenzie is a piece of shit

by dutchbrovirghoe December 16, 2019

nerd shit

The minutiae or fine details of a project or complex task needed for polish, but not to establish the high concept. Often used from the perspective of someone in a stance of authority in the project.

We worked out the foundations for the program, but I'm leaving the Nerd Shit to marketing. It's what they're there for.

by Psiko May 16, 2018

Shit Life

Two words one might utter to explain that the situation they are in or how shitty their life is. Usually used in a jokingly matter to bring laughs in to someone's despair.

Mark: Man, my girlfriend dumped me last night cause I forgot it was her dogs birthday
Adam:That sucks man
Reggie: shit life!
Adam: haha yeah shit life

by Macindoc November 15, 2010

Shit-Talker

Someone who talks about other people behind their backs. What they say usually isn't true and is just what they think they hear from other people or they just made up themselves.

Shit-Talker: Hey my friend Jessica told me that you are hotter than her boyfriend.

John: Oh yeah?

John: So your friend told me that you think I'm hotter than your boyfriend.

Jessica: That bitch is lying. I swear on my life I never said that. That bitch is such a Shit-Talker.

by Hottsk8erchic15 October 22, 2009