impossible sloppy

a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili

Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."

by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021

Vacay-sloppy

When your spouse gets drunk on vacation and comes back to give you superior head, to the normal head

Man, me and my girl went on vacation and she had one to many shots and I got vacay-sloppy!

by ChiefB1gz December 28, 2021

Hungarian Sloppy Toppy

When a Hungarian "Female" or "Male" is sucking your dick after eating paprika Gulasch.

Levente just gave me a Hungarian Sloppy Toppy and now it burns when i pee.

by DerBrutalo February 3, 2022

Getting soupy

When you or a loved one perform the usual bonding of love but with a touch of fecal matter,
You or your lover will drop liquid stinky soupy diarrhea all over you as if it’s a bath of love

John “hey Conner how was your night after the party?”

Conner “ It was litty! Me and my girl Quantisha was Getting soupy.”

by Some Morbidly Obese Kid February 22, 2022

Spicy sloppy

When you eat a pepper and suck someone's dick and put out the spice with their cum.

Janet gave Paul some spicy sloppy as he screamed in pain and pleasure.

by spicysloppyking February 22, 2022

national soapy titty pic day

on April 10th its compulsory to send a soapy titty pic if a boy asks you

"hey can I get a soapy titty pic"

"for sure, its national soapy titty pic day"

by bobdylan66 April 10, 2022

the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.

yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"

by anonymous April 23, 2022