funky-shit

Old-school terminology that is used to convey your approval of something. It used in a regard similar to that of shiznit.

The Beastie Boys you know we come to get down
Because I've got the flow where I grab my dick
And say oh my god, that's the funky-shit

by sacktapdeluxe March 3, 2009

shit listed

Being put on someone's shit list for any reason at all. When a teacher does this, it normally means that you have been given a lunch detention.

Talissa was eating in class, so Ms.Fordham shit listed her.

by afkldlhsg February 17, 2008

Shit Life

Two words one might utter to explain that the situation they are in or how shitty their life is. Usually used in a jokingly matter to bring laughs in to someone's despair.

Mark: Man, my girlfriend dumped me last night cause I forgot it was her dogs birthday
Adam:That sucks man
Reggie: shit life!
Adam: haha yeah shit life

by Macindoc November 15, 2010

shits and spews

Chronic diarreah and vomiting.

Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes

by sniff my knickers November 19, 2007

Shit-Talker

Someone who talks about other people behind their backs. What they say usually isn't true and is just what they think they hear from other people or they just made up themselves.

Shit-Talker: Hey my friend Jessica told me that you are hotter than her boyfriend.

John: Oh yeah?

John: So your friend told me that you think I'm hotter than your boyfriend.

Jessica: That bitch is lying. I swear on my life I never said that. That bitch is such a Shit-Talker.

by Hottsk8erchic15 October 22, 2009

Gaming Shits

The sudden urge to poop while playing an enjoyable game with others.

Having the "Gaming Shits" is when one sits down with friends or family to play a game of monopoly (or any other game) that involves a challenge to win), the excitement stirs up the sudden urge to have to poop. This usually interrupts game play, but after one has pooped, the remaining game time is quite enjoyable.

by Poots14 February 26, 2012

shit thread

A thread on a message board that is not very good. In fact it is quite attrocious

Hey, that thread "I'm not a nerd by definition?" by imzjustplayin was really atrocious.

Yeah, it was a shit thread.

by brass_monkey1231231 March 25, 2008