Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

ROCKY TOP FLOP

when you lift up your balls and then let them rest on something close to the same height as your balls so that they are resting comfortably

So I just got threw taking a shower so I rocky top flopped on the sink.

by Gearsofdeath10 July 28, 2016

Top Mount

Where you get your sexual partner on their hands and knees and straddle them from behind, then proceed to place your right hand on the left breast and your left hand on the breast.

bro- how did your date go last night?
Bro- it went well, We went back to my place and i got that bitch in TOP MOUNT

by C-Raig69 June 1, 2024

Muffin Top

In some cases, where someone is wearing tight jeans of leggings and their skin\fat spills over the edge like a muffin over a case
In other cases, it is where a girl usually year 7 has their hair up in a floppy messy bun that looks like a muffin

Eww that gels gotta muffin top
Look at dat gel wiv the muffin top on her head

by Wdktkelsldkfjsjdnfnr July 9, 2019

Daisy dukes bikinis on top

To have a the CA experience. The West Coast, best coast experience. Shhh, don't tell nobody.

Joe: (Tired just got home from airport. PHONE RINGS)
Jane: Hi, Joe! You're back! How was California?!
Joe: Girl, it was lit. I went to game, saw E40 there, couple sideshows ...so many dimes like daisy dukes bikinis on top.

by misstara007 August 27, 2021

high top

when a straight man says he would only penetrate men who are larger than him in body mass but also has a smaller penis

I would high top the shit out of that 6’6 gentleman assuming he has a 5 incher

by therealpinger May 18, 2025

top line

When someone thinks they have the final say, when truly they do not and they’re mistake you describe their decision as being “top line” rather than “bottom line”

Henry says : “ the bottom line is you’re tryna be me and both of us know it”

Favour says : “ that’s not the bottom line, it’s the top line”

by Chickenandchipsforbreakfast January 3, 2024