walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

sand pie

When sand gets into your ‘pie’

Aww Monica got sand pie and now my cocks in tatters

by Sandypi April 8, 2021

Savory hand pie

When you get a hand job, cum in her hand, then she proceeds to lick her hand clean.

"Jasons' mom LOVES a good savory hand pie"

by xXDEVILSTHEORYXx August 11, 2022

Mike pie

A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.

Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?

by Gbd exposer July 3, 2021

Your butt feels like pie

When you donkey feels like apple pie or rhubar

Your butt feels like pie is a word

by Luke Johnson April 26, 2020

Flaming butterscotch cream pie

to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."

last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.

by acshowtime February 22, 2011

Erotic pie

A pie that has sexually atractive traits. ( Can be used as a dildo)

"Man that's some erotic pie"
"Yeah man its amazing"

by Swan master January 2, 2017