International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!

Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*

by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024

Eat Beat Sleep

The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.

by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024

eat barbadurkel

when your mouth feels like a one piece bathing suit

*in manchester accent*
bruv 1: "oi man, how was that garlic bread?"
bruv 2: "oh yea man eat barbadurkel!"

by techfleecepig January 14, 2024

eat barbadurkel

when your mouth feels like a bathing suit

*in manchester accent*
bruv 1: "oi man, how was the garlic bread"
bruv 2: "oh yea man eat barbadurkel!"

by techfleecepig January 14, 2024

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

Good eats

Good eats is basically saying you’ll put her on a platter and spread her shit

Random: yo you see that bad bitch( 21+) over there?
Random 2: yeah she’s good eats
Random: I’d put the yum yum sauce on her

by jacobdroppemoff January 27, 2024

good eats

something edible that taste good.
or

a chant to have food" good eats eats eats eats eats"

"yo what is in your lunchbox?" "a sandwich." "good eats"

by bsCrimson February 3, 2024