Death by Softserve

To die during oral sex while covered in semen and softserve ice cream

"I miss my brother. He had a Death by Softserve from his friends"
"My mother had a Death by Softserve at an orgy the other day"

by C.Gabble March 15, 2024

Dopamine Death

The absolute state you're in after taking your ADHD medication all week and the brain has had enough of ya.

Symptoms include: enthusiastically getting on the beers, going AAAAAH at any given time, feeling like you're six feet deep with a V8 rig still running strong.

Hard Dopamine Death happening today boys, I'm locked in for 7 or 11 beers.

by mootmauler July 5, 2024

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

societal death

any tv show on nickelodeon after icarly ended.

greg: wanna watch nick?
jorge: no, anything on nick after icarly ended is societal death.

by thicc adam. June 2, 2018

Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.

Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.

by asslicker22 October 1, 2010

Milwaukee Death Wish

A man throwing up into a toilet on his hands and knees, while his partner eats his asshole.

Bob: How was your night last night?
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days

by lowtaperfade69 December 9, 2024

Death by skittles

When you eat my skittles and I kill you

Me: where are my skittles?
You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.
Me:(shoots you)
Death by skittles.

by Digital street chicken May 1, 2019