cat and mouse

A game played only when a member of the female class is in her menstraul cycle. The said female gets naked and runs around on her hands and knees. The "cat" who can be a member of either sex, also gets naked and chases the female around on their hands and knees. Upon catching the female, the "cat" removes the tampon from the female, and swings it around and plays with it like a cat does with a bloody mouse.

We cant have sex cause of that? Well shit, lets play cat and mouse.

by Lucas March 30, 2004

cat's pajamas

Traditionally followed by the phrase, Whole darn department store

"Ain't I the Cat's Pajamas?"
"You're the whole darn department store!"

by T to the V December 30, 2006

Alley Cat

N.
someone who never goes out and sleeps all day.

"Dont you know that im an alley cat and ill stay home and dream my life away."

by Steel Train December 6, 2006

Dead Cat

A sex position in which the woman just lays there like a dead cat, and lets you get your thang on.

mike: man, i was just doing my girl and she was like a limp sex doll! shit man, this sucks!
joey: hahahahahahaha, doing the dead cat sex position eh
mike: the fuck is that?

-later-

white bitch: joey i don't like ya anymore
joey: DO THE DEAD CAT!

by Spenzer October 20, 2011

Fleet cat

A cat who has been boarded or trapped on something (originally a boat), and thus dies of starvation or thirst in that area.

Child: What the hell? Mooooooooooooooooom. Our cat's dead in the trunk!

Father: THAT'S what that horrid smell is!

Mother: Damn it, that fleet cat's gotta go then.

by The one above all February 1, 2010

Cat Mahari

A noun and verb whose roots are in the etymological tradition of an ancient other; also in physics a cosmological constant that constantly changes; in life the creative spirit that emanates from the first cup of coffee in the morning and the third glass of whiskey at night; as a woman: golden brown; as a man: superior erectile function; as a child: purity finely distilled with naughtiness as its sublime indicator of joy; in nature: nature

love y tu, Cat Marhari? playful A mi me gusta Cat Mahari fire Oy Vey! Cat Mahari animals tu vee Cat Mahari? woodlands muy bonita Cat Mahari

by Cat Mahari November 16, 2009

Cat Hoarder

1. A person, who has dedicated their life to accumulating small, domesticated furry felines in a variety of breeds. This person continuously accepts more cats into their dwelling and lets them breed together to create more cats all while keeping them stocked in a closely guarded quarters in their living space.

Pat loved cats so much she renamed herself Tabby.

Tabby was such a Cat Hoarder, that when she thought one was stuck in her recliner, she didn’t even realize that it was not a recliner, but a pile of cats, stuck in cats.

by lifers April 24, 2011