The ball bum thumb

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!

Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!

by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019

bum cheese

can mean best friend or acting lit!!!!!

you are such a bum cheese

by bum cheese friends February 11, 2019

Bum

You’re a bum if you’re reading this

You bum!

by DESTINY WAS HERE February 12, 2019

bum in

to suddenly acquire; to travel; come in

Trade allowed for necessities to bum in overseas

by a.dotballa February 12, 2019

Scrubby bum

Scrubby bum is a term for someone who sucks real bad at video games, particularly player vs player activities.

I hate playing call of duty with noob_gamer45, he is a big scrubby bum.

by Ulfricstormcloak February 17, 2019

Pokey chokey bum wank

To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)

I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general August 30, 2018

Bum extensions

When your in the shower and your hair falls down your butt crack.

Zoe: “when I was on the shower I got a few involuntary bum extensions”

by Baby feet 5000 September 3, 2018