Wet Lampshade

A mentally retarded female who attends a party.

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...

by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010

wet trench

Tacho WalletWet LettuceSausage Wallet

After watching Fifty shades of Grey her vagina was like a wet trench

by CU1092 May 22, 2018

wet tailing

Its when you piss on someone's dick, and they fuck you in the ass with it..

Are you in there wet tailing it again?

by JasonMan November 22, 2013

peace wet mom

Saying this means that someone is currently feeding holy water to someone’s mom using the following emojis... peace hand symbol, water emoji and a mother feeding her baby.

peace wet mom means that someone is with someone’s mom

by Mikel Krist May 30, 2021

Wet Sparkle

When a woman squirts on your chest or upper body.

Destiny gave him a "wet sparkle"!

by Sparkle King April 24, 2019

WET DOUCHE

wet douche = when you cant describe someone , HAVE NO WORDS FOR THEM, ""a female in question"" who DID YOU WRONG (AND TOOK AWAY ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCTS) AND YOU WANNA MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, OR TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC, (TALKING SMACK / AKA TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEM) THIS FEMALE WHO DID YOU WRONG AND OR DESTROYED ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS, YOU CALL THEM A ""WET DOUCHE"" - FOR FEMALES ONLY

SHE DELETED MY FUCKING ACCT BEHIND MY BACK , AND PISSED ME OFF, AND NOW I FUCKING HATE HER!! AND NOW SHES A WET DOUCHE

by lesser of 2 eviles September 2, 2015

Wet Wilma

After a guy cums inside of a chick she puts her finger inside herself to get it wet, then inserts her finger into his ear, in the style of a "wet willy".

"Bro, I smashed this chick last night and afterwards the b*** gave me a wet wilma"!

by PhatFat81 November 25, 2025