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ur mom

something ayla says alot that makes me feel very sad and giggly
me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*
by WHO THE DONK TOOK VALKIE February 5, 2022
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Ur Mom

Ur mom is a great comeback for anything and everything.
Pumpkinly: S'up.
Gus Fritos the bus seat: Your mom. OHHHHH GET ROASSTTEEDDD OHHHHH

Sometimes it doesn't even need to be a comeback. It can also be a respected formal greeting.
Saratoga: Your mom. OHHHH GET ROASSTTEEEDDD OHHHHHHH OH MY GOSH
Josh: You're literally stupid.
Saratoga: You're just jealous of me!!
Josh: Can you just shut up?
Saratoga: I know you are but what am I?!!

Clearly, Saratoga won that argument. Ur mom is a very powerful phrase that can easily change lives for the better or for the worse. Great power comes with great responsibility. Remember, always be swag and never be a drag. Your mom. Get roasted. OHHHHH
Some more examples for those of you who are slower learners:

Gru- I got an 100% on my test today.
Idiot 1234- I got a 94%
Gru- Haha, stupid.
Idiot 1234- YOUR MOM.
(Gru starts crying in a corner.)

Another example:

Snaps- I think your hot, 4.
4- Awww... thanks... :)
Noah's- You kind of are...
Mullet- I think she is incredibly ugly.
4- You know what? I'm done with you mullet. You should go hitchhike back to your house and cut off your mullet while you're at it. No one freaking likes it! So, leave us now.
Mullet- Fine, I will. Not like you all would care, anyways. You won't even say goodbye!!
4- Oh, yes we will! (Deviously grins) Everyone, snaps for Noah's mullet!
Snaps- I thought it was snaps for Everrett!
4- Oh, shut up.
Noah's- Yeah Snaps, shut up! Ha!
Snaps- Oh yeah?
Noah's- Yeah.
Snaps- YOUR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
4- You just got roasted really bad.
Snaps- Yeah, well, at least he didn't say Eli-i-dus...
Noah's- True, and at least your name isn't Mrs. or Mr. sklisosoislsiosksoisosidoisoisolsiosijklsisisli.
4- Your hair doesn't look electrocuted, either!

(And the three continued to snap for Noah's Mullet into the sunset.)

Heatwarming story, right? Now you know the meaning of your mom, so, YOUR MOM!
by Becky Drake March 1, 2022
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Ur mom

Ur mom is mine. She’s a bitch and she does great in bed
by Ur moms really piping off November 12, 2020
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ur mum

by hahalolurmum February 2, 2022
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Ur brother a mother

Like the other types of sick burns (ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, etc..) this is a new burn that superspooon came up with on ifunny
“Ur brother a mother
by SpoonKing May 13, 2018
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ur urinal

a not a real weezer fan
does anything for that clout...
have u heard of ur urinal
yeah she’s very interesting...
by praisingthelourd.... April 20, 2021
mugGet the ur urinalmug.

xd lawl ur so free

Careers is one of the best non hacking but hacking phone player to exist in the game called Critical Operations. xd lawl ur so free
random xd lawl ur so free
by Fortnitegod18237 June 7, 2021
mugGet the xd lawl ur so freemug.

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