The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.

Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.

by Numerati December 28, 2023

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

A mixture of foods that is bound to kill any creature that eats it

" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake killed my dog"

by chickenP0X_box July 7, 2022

Pie

Reference to marijuana. Some people call marijuana by that word.

- ''Hey man, do you have pie?''

- ''yeah. how much you want?''

- ''Give me five pieces''

by ElDreamer13 April 15, 2010

Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.

"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"

by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020

Cranberry Pie Cramming

You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.

"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."

by seachips January 24, 2025

downtown cherry pie

When engaging in anal sex, the girl has her period, resulting in blood mixed with semen covering the bed. This is what is know as a Downtown Cherry Pie.

Luke: Oh shit, wtf is all this blood on the bed?
Eric: Jane had a Downtown Cherry Pie last night .
Luke: On my fucking bed!?

by Alongnight February 9, 2017

pie brothers

The other men that had sex with the women you had sex with.

Oh my God! You fucked Cindy too? That makes us pie brothers! Jennifer Aniston made Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn pie brothers

by jer@nite September 13, 2013