Take a Bullet

When you want to give someone who means everything to you the one thing that is yours to give. Your life.
It is not an easy choice; well thought out and flawlessly executed.
An imperfect end to all that ever was.
May you never know how that feels.

I knew a sweet guy once, felt that he shouldn't exist. He offered me his life so very long ago, with a bullet in mind.
I'd take a bullet instead.
Just to prove that he was important.

by REBel Siren April 24, 2021

Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion

Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky

by ByGeorge April 29, 2021

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years

My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.

by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021

wow take that

When a person does something stupid you say wow take that uh.

Wow take that uh, louie ate the whole pantry

by Louie September 28, 2003

Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house

A replacement phrase for anal sex

Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.

by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024

take the dog out

To remove one's butt plug.

"Hey Chase, queue up for the next match."

"One sec, I gotta go take the dog out."

by galaxyblues August 18, 2024