drunky shuffle

This is the walk that an extremely drunk person does through a bar. Typically it involves almost falling down, and bumping into other patrons.
Usually seen on footage of COPS, when they ask them to walk in a straight line.

Joel drunky shuffled through the bar, and knocked over a waitress... to Paul this was very ammusing.

by prcrow April 28, 2007

kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.

"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."

by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008

utter shuffle

when a girl or woman has to get in there and scratch her boobs.

man did you see that girl doin the utter shuffle?! it was actually kinda hot

by UncleNasty May 21, 2008

PISTON SHUFFLE

Where a woman gives a man oral and the man uses two dildo's on the womans vagina and anus. With all three actions simotaniously it resembles the workings of a motor. Continue until desired affect.

I gave Brooke the piston shuffle and she didn't walk right for a week.

by HAGARD May 26, 2008

Reimbursement Shuffle

Complicated series of dance moves required to get money back from the Treasurer. This is after spending your own money for company business. First you need to find all partners (the signer, the payee, and the treasurer,) and get them in the same room.

Once the dance card is full, you must have your paperwork in order or the whole dance will end and you have to start all over.

Alison*: Holly, are you ready to dance! It's Reimbursement Shuffle time!

Holly*: (look of terror) Oh god, no! can't you just donate it to the company? I am not in the groove for the Reimbursement Shuffle.

by Prissy99 April 29, 2009

Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow

Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."

by imthemostamazing January 1, 2010

cherry shuffle

when you drop the cherry of your cigarette on the floor and quickly step it out before anyone sees.

oh shit, i dropped my cigarette! quick do the cherry shuffle!

by massadenim April 4, 2010