Goosey Moves

Good times with a lady friend.

"How about some goosey moves baby?"

"I'm in the mood for getting some goose moves with her"

by Birdy Nerdy October 10, 2011

shmal move

the act of stealing money from a friend that you just found dead, preferably by hanging

damn, that's a shmal move stealing from jeremy who just died

by schmalpal December 7, 2011

Mommy-Mover

Mini-Van or larger motorized vehicle to haul a plethora of children around.

Jim Bob loved Michelle so much he bought her THREE mommy-movers! Lucky gal!

by over-thinker March 21, 2012

Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

mcenroe move

To throw a temper tantrum when things don't go your way.

John McEnroe would throw the biggest tantrums in the world of tennis. They were amazing to watch. They would evolve and grow like fine wine. He was the master and inventor if the McEnroe Move.

Gina pulled a McEnroe Move when she didn't get the big promotion. She started throwing things around her office.

Johnson didn't agree with the unsportsmanlike conduct call and spit at the referee. Total McEnroe Move.

by Dr Gina December 2, 2013

spook move

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.

"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."

by GriZag December 3, 2013

The Movie Trilogy Formula

Like all movie great movie trilogy's they all share the same formula. The first movie is the best, the second is the worst, and the third one is the second best

Michael j fox: Back to the future 1 was great, Back to the future 2 was the worst of the trilogy, and back to the future 3 rocked!

Christopher Lloyd: ya that follows the movie trilogy formula

by Mcflylikeawhiteguy May 30, 2014