texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021

_armins.foot_

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idk what to say

i dont know
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“yea _armins.foot_”
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“ikr”

by catscatsscatscatsacats July 23, 2021

Moot foot

The area between a woman's big and second toes. When pushed together it resembles a v. Simulating a vagina.

Check it out (laughing and pointing). This chick has a moot foot and tubey toes.

by Missbella85 August 6, 2021

flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.

We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021

American Football

literally the definition of rugby for wimps

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps

by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021

Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.

"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

Trash foot

A hippie girl or boy who never wears shoes and has really dirty feet

Sorry I won't put my feet on the bed because I have trash foot

by Yourpseudonym!!!! August 13, 2021