The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.
Related to:
Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
Related to:
Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:
"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
Get the Facebook Chummingmug. by None of your damn business August 12, 2023
Get the Facebookmug. by that itch September 8, 2015
Get the annoying facebook girlmug. Social networking prophets / happy people who blab constantly about life's pleasantries, reasons for gratitude, motivational garbage and intelligent sounding sentiments of chirpiness.
Facebook Yanni is at it again with her filtered photo of baby birds hatching, telling me to "move forward" and "let it go" because "we should be grateful" that we are "blessed". Bite me, Facebook Yanni. I know you're as miserable as the rest of us are.
by SheLarry66 October 3, 2014
Get the Facebook Yannimug. A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.
"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."
by Mocah May 21, 2021
Get the Facebook Picturemug. 1. having given up on finding anything interesting on Facebook, Facebook Idling involves sitting in front of the Facebook Newsfeed, just waiting for another update that you know won't be any more interesting than the last
2. as opposed to Facebook Stalking, a much more far-reaching and comprehensive way of wasting your entire life
2. as opposed to Facebook Stalking, a much more far-reaching and comprehensive way of wasting your entire life
Person A: "You must be Facebook Stalking hard right now man; you're not even clicking the mouse!"
Person B: "Actually, I'm Facebook Idling. I need to know what all my acquaintances are doing rather than just investigating one."
Person A: "Dude, are you Facebook Stalking that girl again?"
Person B: "Nah, I've got enough info on her. Now I'm just Facebook Idling, waiting for her to post something."
Person B: "Actually, I'm Facebook Idling. I need to know what all my acquaintances are doing rather than just investigating one."
Person A: "Dude, are you Facebook Stalking that girl again?"
Person B: "Nah, I've got enough info on her. Now I'm just Facebook Idling, waiting for her to post something."
by faboer January 16, 2013
Get the Facebook Idlingmug. Check me out, I'm on Facebook.
by Fkdjshsgabb April 10, 2022
Get the Facebookmug.