Ball juggling boner

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.
"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."
by Assfucker123 December 04, 2016
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peek-a-boner

The unexplainable boner that appears randomly throughout the day for no apparent reason.
*guy fidgeting in his seat*
Friend: Dude are you ok?
Guy: Ya. This freaking peek-a-boner is just pissing me off.
by James Robert December 14, 2016
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Boner Barbarian

An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis
Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt
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cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.
by Greg the shellback November 15, 2023
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Massive boner

When someone has an extreme like for someone or something
James has a massive boner for burger king!
by Ross T G Gibson December 04, 2023
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boner prison

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.
Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.
by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016
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smad boner

when a girl teases a guy at 2am then goes to sleep
“*** had a smad boner when **** fell asleep after teasing him” when a guy with a boner is smad
by pissedoff2amace March 25, 2020
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