One peel machine

A term used by car guys to describe cars with no LSD (limited slip diff)

Daniel: I just got an NA mazda miata

Car guy: dose it have an LSD though
Daniel not sure...

Car guy: that's a one peel machine man get an lsd

by Wannaberacedriver November 15, 2019

One Stroke Wonder

A man who is really good at line games but is really bad at sex.

I told that guy to beat my line game and he did it. Wow he is such a one stroke wonder. But he's still a Fuckboy.

by Penis Music June 4, 2018

fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

Curl one out

Have a poo.

I need to curl one out.

by jasper asper March 7, 2018

One Of Us Is Lying

An amazingly well written murder mystery book including admittedly High School drama but still got pretty complex characters. You can only love it! Thanks for your work Karen M. McManus

A: Did you already read One Of Us Is Lying for school?
B: Are you kidding? I read it like 7 times before. Bronwyn is my sister in a way lol.

by cheezyfreezy May 19, 2020

good one, reed

Much the more genteel “Bless your heart”, this phrase is used to replace “fuck you”!in a response to someone else’s nonsense

Someone: “Trump is a genius.”
Response: “Good one, Reed.”

by Cap’n Al July 31, 2020

One-Night Squat

A night of over indulging on alcohol that leads to a sexual encounter excluding intercourse. Typical activities include snuggles, smooches, dry rubbing of the other members genitalia with clothes on, and felatio.

"Jenny wouldn't let me hit it last night so we just had a one-night squat."

by Acondeezy June 27, 2020