A small town in Florida bordering Cocoa, Canaveral Groves, and Titusville, inhabited by rednecks, lower middle class old people, and black people too soft to live in Cocoa. A good ole' boy's version of Rockledge. The only "port" there is this poor excuse on the Indian River that you can barely get a bassboat into.
He was talkin' shit about clickin' up? That fuck ass nigga lives in Port St. John, whats he gonna do ride over here on a go cart and start sprayin a BB gun?
by Siegel McBirdman February 24, 2007
Get the Port St. John mug.1.N ;Shit hole, filled with pot heads, meth labs, and red neck hillbilly hicks. There is absolutley nothing to do here.
2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.
2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.
Man 1 "No, im not gonna smoke that!"
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."
by Wiggles32456 June 8, 2009
Get the Port St. John mug.(n) The internet rule that as a Rock Band argument gets more heated, it becomes more likely that somebody will bring up Muse. When such an event occurs, the person who brought up the band name has effectively forfeited the argument as well as his DLC request
by HeyRiles October 4, 2011
Get the John Drake's Law mug.The most hood school there ever was. Located in Wausau, Wisconsin JM plays host to the most vicious games of tackle football east of the Mississippi. World renowned for the tremendous amount of gangsta ass G's it produces. If you went to John Marshall Elementary you know what's up.
teacher: Welcome to middle school! What school do you come from?
new kid: John Marshall Elementary
teacher: Here's my lunch money, just don't hurt me!
new kid: John Marshall Elementary
teacher: Here's my lunch money, just don't hurt me!
by Three sheets to the wind March 14, 2010
Get the John Marshall Elementary mug.Assassinated By The United States Government Due to his power of bringing Civil Rights and Equality To Every Race.
Lee Harvey Oswald Clamined to killed him which he didn't and when he said he didn't, The Government got a Hitman to kill him. Lee Harvey Oswald was killed by Jack Ruby by the government because he spoiled the plan in which he was going to get the death penalty anyways because the government staged and framed the killing of the shooting. Lee Harvey Oswald Clamied he didn't killed JFK, The government gotten Jack Ruby to kill him due to he said he didn't kill JFK And it would bring alot of Publicity to the government. We are so brainwashed by the government in which they killed JFK.
Government has no life.
Lee Harvey Oswald Clamined to killed him which he didn't and when he said he didn't, The Government got a Hitman to kill him. Lee Harvey Oswald was killed by Jack Ruby by the government because he spoiled the plan in which he was going to get the death penalty anyways because the government staged and framed the killing of the shooting. Lee Harvey Oswald Clamied he didn't killed JFK, The government gotten Jack Ruby to kill him due to he said he didn't kill JFK And it would bring alot of Publicity to the government. We are so brainwashed by the government in which they killed JFK.
Government has no life.
"Hey, We made an accomplishment, We've killed John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Malcom X, Sent Aids into Africa set up 9/11 to go to Iraq for the oil, this is quite an accomplishment!
by JFKIsLegend March 17, 2008
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by kt_mcq January 12, 2009
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by Kerry is an airhead waffle boy October 12, 2004
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