Florida Sick

As opposed to being homesick, to be Florida Sick is to miss Florida so much you want to go back, regardless of whether or not you call Florida home.

Its February, its cold, and I’m feeling really florida sick rn. I need warm weather.

by DevilRay97 May 2, 2023

poop sick

When you eat Starbucks and a seafood boil you become “poop sick”

Corey’s so poop sick right now after drinking Starbucks and eating a seafood boil

by Hairbrush68 May 5, 2023

Loyalty Sickness

The unwaivering loyalty to someone to the degree of physically feeling sick or distressed

Damn, she left me and I have the fattest case of Loyalty Sickness

by Dr.Wilbur July 3, 2023

Soviet sickle

Get two Russian girls and sit them next to each other and slap your dick (sickle) back and forth between their cheeks.

I’m going to give those Russian twins the Soviet sickle!

by Stogie183 July 20, 2023

Christmas sick

Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.

Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.

We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.

We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.

Scientists haven't found any cure yet.

Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it

by Saucey707 August 26, 2023

Kansas Sickness

A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.

“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”

“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”

by WaltonT October 14, 2023

Chels'sICK

The AUDACITY to walk slow AF, just lolly gagging around bc there's nothing at all to do.

Look at him over there wasting time again, he must have Chels'sICK.

by Yoick October 25, 2023