getting on my tits

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy

Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits

by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006

Oh My Bad

1. It's a strong emotion or exclamation of acknowledging your shortcoming, fault, or evil done.
2. It's expression of surprise out of wrongly said or done.

oh my bad! I press the wrong key :-(

by primaverabebe May 4, 2011

my bff jill

Means "I don't know". A shortened form of "IDK, my BFF Jill?" from the Cingular commercial.

Mom: "Beth Ann!"
Beth Ann: "WU?" (What's up?)
Mom: "Your cell phone bill is what's up. All this texting!"
Beth Ann: "OMG, INBD!" (Oh my God, it's no big deal!)
Mom: "It is a big deal. Who are you texting 50 times a day?"
Beth Ann: "IDK, my BFF Jill?" (I don't know, my best friend forever Jill?"
Mom: "Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone."
Beth Ann: "TISNF!" (That is so not fair!)
Mom: "Me paying this bill, that's what's...S...N...F!"

Person 1: Dude, where'd you get those jeans?
Person 2: Uh, my BFF Jill.

by Elvi January 12, 2008

It is Wednesday my dudes

OoooooAAAAHHHHHHHHH

it is Wednesday my dudes, ooooOAAAAHHHHHH

by PersonWhoIsNotHuman November 6, 2018

Beat my meat

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

you're my favorite

you are the person who i care about the most, who i love to be with and talk to, the person who makes me smile, and you are mine

aw, baby, you're my favorite

by oxorosinoxo September 6, 2006

tickle my taint

An expression or surprise or disbelief, uttered when the user encounters shocking or thrilling news, events, or images.

Dude1: Did you hear? Hank won the lottery!
Dude2: Well, tickle my taint.

by elcaminodave December 14, 2008