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rokos modern life

a tv show in the 90's that most of us loved. our parents also liked this show but they were laughing at in for a diffrent reason. there were very bad subliminal messages in the show. for example in one episode there was a town called ballzach
and in another a character named phill the turtle touches the character hef a cow and makes hef angry. phill says sorry but heff stays angry. what would make a cow that angry? what would make you that angry?
rokos modern life a tv show in the ninteys that we all loved
by angelo catalano August 27, 2006
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Mid-life Douche

A sub-species of douche between the ages of 30-45, usually divorced. While this particular douche may have once been a decent human being, the onset of a Mid-life Crisis leads to increasingly douchey behavior and eventually, the transformation into a total douche. The Mid-life Crisis Douche will often begin drinking excessively and/or doing a large quantity of illegal drugs and will sleep with or attempt to sleep with much younger women in order to recapture his youth. He will also become obsessed with the gym and will begin buying expensive, tight fitting clothing to show off his "new physique." He will also have an increasing need to be the center of attention; especially when intoxicated. He often uses humor to gain the attention of those around him, and he often resorts to making jokes at the expense of others to distract himself from his own crippling insecurities. The Mid-life Douche can be spotted in clubs dancing awkwardly next to much younger girls, or in a local bar drinking excessively, laughing at his own jokes, or telling stories of his "conquests." This is a degenerative condition. Once someone begins the slide into Mid-life douchebaggery, it is only a matter of time before they morph into a full blown douchebag.
Man, ever since Sean hit 35 he's started to become a Mid-life douche!
by doucheh8er June 11, 2011
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Darth Real Life

Darth Real Life (usually shortened to DRL) is a term most often used in the Star Wars fandom.

In a homage to the title of a Sith Lord (Darth), this term is used to describe real life events that has kept an author or other member away from fandom.
"I'm sorry I haven't reviewed the last two chapters, but DRL is wreaking havoc at home."

"Darth Real Life is currently doing his best to keep me away from fandom this month..."
by This_Isn't_A_Game November 3, 2009
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Bad Life Choices

Hooking up with someone whom you know -for whatever reason- is someone you really should NOT be hooking up with.
It's 8AM Sunday morning, you're doing the walk of shame in last night's clothes... or what's left of them.

There's only one thought going through your head as you try to remember where your car is:
Dammit! I Make Bad Life Choices.

"Bad Life Choices" are usually sex-life related and tend to fall under having 'sexual relations' with 1 or more of the following; your boss, a co-worker, a cousin, a friend's lover, your mom's boyfriend, your ex's sister, a known player, total stranger or a random groupie and/or friday night ho, etc. etc. etc.
by RckRllrLveH8r June 19, 2011
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E-thug life

The life of a computer hacker who puts food in their mouth through people who pay them for their services.
I'm living the E-thug life this shit is putting my kids through college and the feds can't do shit about it.
by Thuggish-ruggish-boner April 6, 2010
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mid-life cricycle

The designer Harley-Davidson style motorbike ridden by 40-something Yuppies to prove they're still "Rebels"
Think Tim "The tool man" Taylor and co in "Wild Hogs" riding a
mid-life cricycle with his buddies at the weekend.
by cringeworthy March 1, 2009
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What is my life

A remix/song of Jacksepticeye made by Schmoyoho
What is my life, oooh, am I doing this right, oooh
by MultifandomWamen57 April 25, 2019
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