Milk Monkey

One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.

That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.

by The Stiffis May 27, 2010

Grease-Monkey Butterball

A greasy, nasty person. Usually when sweaty.

Ali: Omg, did you see didi today?
Linz: yeah!!! she looked like a Grease-Monkey Butterball!

by nippledipple September 11, 2011

bog monkey

"Bog monkeys" are an army of monkeys that can be sentenced onto someone

For example: "I'm going to send my bog monkeys" for you.

by GoatsnMonkeys May 25, 2017

son of a monkey's ass

Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.

::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"

by Meta April 12, 2004

Angry Monkey

When a girl jerks off two guys at once, thus pumping her fists in the air as if an angery monkey.

Bill and I got Angry Monkeyed by this total slut last night.

by nac71700 October 20, 2010

Monkey Face

When a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face.

"Can I monkey face you?"

"Shut up or I will monkey face you!"

"I can't believe he monkey-faced me last night."

"You got monkey-faced!"

by Boffa March 6, 2009

chuff monkey

A person who during oral sex concentrates on the gential region of the female.

I heard you are a bit of a 'chuff monkey'

by Nick Clements November 28, 2003