Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

by _mxmq May 31, 2020

Milk

The thing your dad left to get all those years ago

Dad: Alright son, im just going to get milk, im going to be back soon!

Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!

*7 years later*

Son: he still hasn't came back yet

by Dat was ALL me 😤 June 1, 2020

honey milk

(adjective.) another word to describe something as soothing or comforting

ex- her voice is like honey milk
ex- the blanket feels like honey milk

by honeymilkactivist June 1, 2020

Milk

*insert Father joke*

he didnt get the milk

by the legendary yodeler June 3, 2020

spaghettio milk

milk with spaghettio sauce and noodles in it

can i have some spaghettio milk?

by yourmommegagay June 14, 2020

Milk

Someone or something that is god awful

Ethan: yo man hop on that verdansk
Buddy: nah bro you’re absolute milk 🥛

by Tdizzle14 June 20, 2020

Milk

Cereal Sauce. Malk. Mulk

Milk is sooooo good!
Dont you mean Malk?
We talking about mulk over here?? 🙃

by me no crap June 28, 2020