May-O

When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm

I had sex with this guy last night and ended up getting May-O'd.

by mommymilkermaggot March 28, 2022

May 9th

What ever happens on may 9th stays between you two

Person: hey we should do (anything) it’s may 9th
Person2: okay because its may 9th it stays between us

by Iz_ka11 May 8, 2024

May 16th

A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10

Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?

Oh thats my bad here you go!

I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!

Thanks bro!

by Beanflicker2003 May 16, 2022

18th of May

18th of may is national love your homies day

"Hey bro its the 18th of May"
"Oh yeah it is, love you bro"

by itsGoosie January 16, 2021

May 5th

National get a dick pic day! Whoever you send this to has to send a dick pic!

Send a dick pic! It’s May 5th so you have to send a dick pic!

by Astr0_ May 4, 2024

lillie-may

she is the ALPHA WOLF AND YOU DONT MESS WITH HER IF YOU DO SHE WILL EAT YOU OUT. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE ONLY EATS YOU OUT AND CHIPS AND SALSA. ALSO SHE IS MOMMY AND THE DAD IS BARRY B BENSON

“Lillie-may, w-why did you eat me out when daddy benson said not to?”

by possums69696969699 January 22, 2022

4th of May

Today is the day when people named"Rodislav " should send people named" Teodora "(the pretty, smart, funny and perfect girls) a hundred leva!

Oh... look Tedy, it's 4th of may!... There you go (100 leva) to buy some books.

by kaloqn.ivanov May 4, 2024