cum raisin 

(n) Bits of cum left to congeal in hair. (cousin to the dingleberry)
(comp noun) An annoying person/thing.

(ex> too many auto-corrects, not enough accurate auto-corrects make your phone a cum raisin) (also, A negative Nancy type person can be a cum raisin.)

The cum raisin is a dastardly annoyance when you fail to wash properly after a good romp.

Don't be such a cum raisin Danny!
This effing cum raisin is riding my ass!
Debbie Downer negative Nancy incorrect auto-correct
<this random word actually flew out of my mouth when my phone acted up one day, the rest is history.>

cum raisin by a tyrannical lewd whim November 13, 2017

cum herding

When a group of gay or bi guys wack off on a table one gets the privilege & honor of scooping and "herding" it with either a drywall trowel or a spatula into a neatly organised gooey arrangement of pearly white man mess and even frozen as ice cubes A.K.A. "cum cubes" or divided event amongst the guests. Ko

The boys at the gay bar had a "cock fight" atop of a pool table at an L.A. bar then went to a sex club and participated in a cum herding party!

cum herding by Messy Fun April 20, 2018

cum on the rocks 

When you jizz on a glorious pair of boobs.

I'm meeting up with Katie later. Hopefully she'll let me cum on the rocks.

cum on the rocks by The JMG December 1, 2017

cum prank 

when you're having sexual activity with your partner and they play a prank on you

Maria was giving Fred a handjob and she'd tied her red scarf around his face so Fred couldn't see, then just as Fred was about to cum she removed the scarf to reveal it was actually her Aunt Doris giving the handjob - Fred didn't like that cum prank

cum prank by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

cum dumpster 

A person who gets fucked so much that they always have semen dripping out of them.

Cassidy and leah are the biggest cum dumpsters in the school. I mean they literaly fucked everyone.

cum dumpster by Jemerson121 February 16, 2018

Cum bucket 

A dirty cum junkie who partakes in bukakes and loves to be in circle jerks

dayum Dat girl in the porno flick is a straight cum bucket

Cum bucket by JGfunk March 13, 2018

Cum shack that

the absolute best pick-up line you can use when you see a TOTALLY THICC KWEEN WITH A BIG BOOTAY (male or female)

Barbara: "HEY RON, CUM SHACK THAT ON ME WILLY"

Ron: "well barbara, you honestly are the uglyest woman i have ever seen a i know about your pucci cooties , but you have such a way with words. Yes, yes i will shack that for you hunni ass"

Cum shack that by UrMomsSugarDadd May 19, 2018