Baby-Bird Boofing

When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus

Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021

Baby-Bird Boofing

When someone takes a swig of an alcoholic beverage and then spits it squirt gun style into another individuals anus.

Last night I Was Baby-Bird Boofing a whole bottle of whiskey from my wife.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021

Squadron Bird

A woman that has pretty much slept with the whole military squadron.

A female spunk mascot for the squadron in desperate times.

No one ever marries a Squadron Bird unless he likes cum pumping for the squadron.

Jessica over there is the squadron bird, every fucker on base has been through her, so just make sure you double bag it, when you fuck it.

by Dark vibes January 8, 2021

Baby bird

When the guy ejaculates into the woman’s vagina then goes down on her and sucks his semen out of her vagina, then proceeds to spit it into her mouth like feeding a baby bird!

My girlfriend got fed like a baby bird last night!

by Kbash January 15, 2021

You with a bird

Insinuating that someone must be preoccupied with something busy due to not replying or slow replying via text or email. They have also appeared to go MIA.

John had gone missing for a lengthy amount of time, so Nick messaged him to ask, “you with a bird?”.

by Ryan astle January 15, 2021

Bird

government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity

Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?

You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks

by Crippily Crepe January 17, 2021

after birds

Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.

Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."

by natural_name January 21, 2021