Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.

My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.

by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015

Jelly Bean

A GREAt person who is soft and nice no homo

Some Gay: Who Jelly Bean
Me: Best person to breathe

by iamnotgay1 September 22, 2017

Garbanzo beans

Plan b.

"Got my bitch pregnant, now I got to buy some garbanzo beans for her"

by Niggafriedchicken June 12, 2018

smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.

Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.

by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

beans

Beans refers to a SPECIFIC person who is always being the cutest potato ever. Usually with sass and attitude.

"Omg, is that her right there? The grumpy looking couch potato over there?"
"Yep, thats my beans"

by Umreeca April 18, 2022

Singing to the bean

When you’re playing a video game and one of your teammates is playing really bad even though you know they have the potential to do better

Mark: Bro idk whats going on with my aim
Lester: Thats because you’re singing to the bean

by KingTA3 January 1, 2021