A small animal that works for the government and is spying on you, making sure it poops on you for a warning that its always watching
by That.Birb123 October 14, 2019

by Tom's Place November 17, 2016

by ThyNadinner November 24, 2018

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

by ζαχαρίας March 25, 2022

The twirly bird is an expert sexual position. You grab the women by her waist region. Then go in a circular motion while hitting it from the back.
by The Actual Goat December 12, 2018

if you have one, you'll know. once you know, you will be able to recognise people with and without shaded birds. shaded birds can be lost, but it always changes at 11.
"hey, what is a shaded bird?"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"
by dwanye quest May 11, 2023
