demi bear

an inclusive umbrella term encompassing anyone whom wants to cherish their manhood

Used to be a bear, but is now a demi bear.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

Poala Bear

A mix between a polar bear and a Koala bear.

Mama polar bear got horny and Mr. Koala rammed her and created the Poala Bear.

by torosolano May 13, 2013

Blair Bear

a beautiful amazing puppy who is the bestest girl. she’s so sweet and loves to give kisses. she loves playing with toys and friends. she is boy crazy but somewhat loyal to her current boyfriend. she is the prettiest baby in the world and she acts like a perfect angel 24/7!

omg Blair Bear just pooped in the house.

by blair bears mom April 14, 2024

Build-a-Beared

This is an informal method of explaining the mummification method used on Franz Xaver Sidler von Roffenogg, the "aristocratic parish vicar" of St Thomas am Blasenstein in the 1700s. In 2025, a CT scan was taken of the mummy, and it determined that the Vicar was embalmed by having materials like wood chips and a variety of cloth inserted into his abdominal cavity via his rectum. This is reminiscent to how Build-a-Bear toys are stuffed with fiber.

Once thought to be a "natural" or "air-dried" mummy, turns out Franz was was Build-a-Beared.

by way out words June 27, 2025

Bear hug

Have your partner put in a large pinch of grizzly wintergreen dip, spits on your pens and gives you a tingly hand job.

Brandy stole Billy's can of dip and gave me the best bear hug I've ever got.

by Carolina gypsy April 15, 2022

Guerrilla Bear

A wild animal that lives in Mora. This animal can sometimes lose its temper very easily and attack other guerrilla bears. They like companion ship, but tend to be very stubborn with their companion.

That animal looks very odd climbing those trees. Thats because it is a Guerrilla Bear

by Dork Pig October 27, 2011

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025