Jesus posting

Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner

-Did you see Jake post that fucked up photo saying "embrace Jesus"

-Yeah He's just Jesus posting

by HenryS June 28, 2023

Jesus Christ

A mild swear word to describe the body parts this is a religious swear word and was a big thing back I'm the day don't it in a religious hall especially in a church

Jesus Christ

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

talkin to jesus

Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high

Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.

by DevilhunterBFMV July 13, 2023

Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus

by Nigga1233333333333 June 10, 2018

Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.

*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”

by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024

Mother of Jesus Christ

Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.

John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck

by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010

Jesus

Jesus is of the best person’s you will ever meet.He has a huge personality and really looks for the best qualities of other people. He is also very funny. He likes to hangout and explore the world. He is a very charming and intelligent person but he does have one side affect

He is toxic.

Jesus is the best

by anonymous November 22, 2021