Carrot top

A black man that has bleached his hair to orange and is just another bitch

He isn't anything but just another carrot top.

by Thatguysfunny1891 July 16, 2021

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

pillow top

Pillow top is a group of immature teenage boys who think they're cool and a transetter but in reality they really just don't know how to be a decent person and could care less about anyone about anyone. They're shady and shitty, and will more than likely cheat on you.

For guys*Wow, look at the pillow top boys.

for girls* she acts like a pillow top girl #cheaters #shady #unrealistic #irrelevant #laughable #joke

by Basket case January 28, 2017

mutton top

Another word to describe when a big beefie guy has a muffin top

"Hey is that miles"
"Duh you can see his mutton top from here"

by Potroast77 November 20, 2016

Cock Top

A real dick head.

A smart ass ass hole.

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!

by Lala Anne April 14, 2023

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Top mommy

The dominate lesbian who gets pussy eaten before she eats pussy you mess with this bitch she gonna make you eat her until she orgasms

She my top mommy (l) 👅

by Big daddy 1074 October 7, 2016