by _theniggafigga_ September 30, 2015
He looks very Split The Potato
by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 06, 2022
by zeruela June 11, 2025
The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache July 16, 2013
When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
by John The Man 122321 October 16, 2008
by Wheel Potato Kid December 28, 2020
by Chadsxlpeen September 30, 2022