Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.

Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.

by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011

Poop edging

When you need to take a poop but hold it in even if a bathroom is nearby. Because you don't feel like leaving what you're doing or don't feel like going to the restroom for an extended amount of time, there is a sensation similar to edging a penis where you initiate the first stages of pooping but don't move on the later and final steps. It's like procrastinating using the restroom for pleasure.

Bob: "Do you need to use the restroom?"
Hank: "In a little bit, I'm poop edging rn"

by Y0l0sw4g4ch33zus March 31, 2022

zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.

"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."

by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014

Poop chute

Anal cavity where waste is disposed of

I got a dildo stuck in my poop chute

by Critter Liam March 9, 2017

tree poop

The shit that trees drop on your vehicle. (Sap, juices, or anything that stains/dirties your vehicle)

Fuck, there’s tree poop all over my truck. I shouldn’t have parked under this dumb as fuck black olive tree!

by MrCracker911 May 27, 2019

poop the question

This is when you propose marriage by hiding the engagement ring in your anus and then requesting that your partner anally fingers you. When their finger penetrates deep enough, the ring will slip on and then you ask them to marry you.

- "Hey, did you hear how Mike and Sharon got engaged?"
- "Yeah... did he really poop the question?"
- "He did."
- "Gross. Classic Mike."

by jaytea September 26, 2018

Garbage Poop

To be completly terrible at something, to not excel in any form. It may refer to someones skill at a certain subject, action, sport, or game. However it is often used to describe someones total lack of skill at games such as Madden 12, call of duty, or possibly mario cart. This phrase is also comparable to Ass Milk and Trash Sauce.

Example 1.

Robert: Dude, your getting your ass kicked.

Brad: Its because Tim Tebow is a shit quarterback you ass hole.

Robert: Dont make excuses man, your just Garbage Poop.

by I Chink Im Cool November 28, 2011