The funny/suspicious Indian guy had a few things on his bucket list-
1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.
Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
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