wetter than an otter pocket

your girl when she sees harry styles’ grammy performance

me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket

her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance

by thesecretchoochie September 13, 2021

Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Hot pocket

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell

Gave that dancer a hot pocket

by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022

Back pocket gum

Back pocket gum is when a person chews gum thoroughly until all the flavor is lost and then proceed to cover someone asshole with said gum

my granny was acting up so I gave her that back pocket gum.

by kingsolo18 April 1, 2023

deep pocket monster

A pokemon tuber with a big no audience

Some one" hey you know deep pocket monster

Other one no.

by V1nce good tuber May 1, 2022

pocket stuffing

stuffing your pockets full of shit piss and braf

"pocket stuffing

by iudsgjkdbnmhviubh y May 27, 2024