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Kandalf the Gay

A skinny gay white wizard who rides around on a sex slaves back, punishing people with his 'black mamba'. Often seen riding through the Shire forcing the hobbits to submit to his black mambas wrath. Can use magic to control your mind and turn you into one of his many gay sex slaves who usually take male sperm on their chest (usually Kendalfs)

Common punishments include;

- Sodomy, turkey slapping, dutch ovening and general rape.
Kandalf the Gay, Beware of his black mamba and its magic.
by Frodo (Sodomised Hobbit) January 26, 2012
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gay-ray

n. A beam executed by gays in the vicinity of a phone, PDA, computer, or other electronic device being used to chatter or gossip about said gays, whose execution results in the sudden electrical malfunction of the phone, PDA, computer, or other electronic device.

v. The act of executing the aforementioned ray.
Did you just send me a text? My phone just got gay-rayed, so I didn't get it. :(

FRIEND 1: This place is FULL of gays tonight! They're everywhere!
FRIEND 2: Well, you are at a Lady Gaga show.
FRIEND 1: One gay here, another gay there, GAYS EVER--
FRIEND 2: Hello?? Hello? (turns to other friend) I think his phone just got gay-rayed. Ha-ha.
by hhuerruuiiissse May 4, 2010
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jay the gay

Gayiest of the gay. Power to manhandle any dick size with an extreme passion. Ability to seize any cum at sight.
Jay the gay, King of the cum , conquerer of cocks
by Casablanca Poker September 14, 2017
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gay roulette

When 2 dudes make a bet on who's d*** it's bigger and both drop trou. The looser gives the winner a bj.
John and Mark where both bored and horny so they decided to play gay roulette. That's how Mark ended up giving John a bj.
by Mr. Derk April 4, 2017
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Gay Bones

When something is gay to the core.

Either definition of gay can be used as long as it is extreme.
Keith: Dude where's Dietrich?

Eric: He can't hang out tonight, he's got work.

Keith: That's gay-bones.

Example 2

Glen: You hear Ricky Martin came out the closet?

Dave: No way

Glen: Yeah dude, total gay bones.
by amsarias February 22, 2011
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balcony gay

A person that is gay, but his denying there homosexuality and threatening there lives to deny there homosexuality
sprogs is such a balcony gay

i reckon, i wish he would just come out already and save us the hastle of calling the firebrigade

damn right
by Jubz January 23, 2007
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Suburban Gay

A suburban gay can be seen wearing an Aeropostale or American Eagle shirt and most likely works at the store. He is also sporting a piercing. Probably a nose, lip or cartilage (with a bar bell). They hang out at the mall and drive for up to 30 mins to partake in scandalous hookups.
by TimTim4343 January 13, 2013
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