Dirty Carrot

Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.
He gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new Blizzard!
by Aashe June 09, 2010
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Dirty darragh

The act of smoking a big fat nigger joint while his homies wife is perfectly perched on his cock, while watching snoop play warzone.
Here mate I heard dirty darragh shagging your missus
by Unknown15673 July 07, 2022
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dirty kelsie

A bad bitch who’s ready to swing when spoken to with disrespect.
by Lord Grieves April 03, 2020
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Dirty Wind

Fecal scented air expelled through the anal cavity. You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as "The Dirty Wind" is one of the most sought after farts. It is comforting to farter and passerby alike. It has a sound of air being let out of a bike tire ffffffffffffffft. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes cause the farters mouth to hang open uncontrollably with eyes watering & unable to speak. It's as though he has had the wind knocked out of him. Neither loud nor strong in sound this fart however is unwavering, it may last fifteen seconds.
Derek was hiking near his home when he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks... he felt the presence of a Dirty Wind approaching and thus slightly bent over at the waist, hands on hips as he released his dirty wind for the other hikers to appreciate.
by hammer41 August 26, 2011
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dirty baseball

the male takes a shit into her hands and she rolls it into a ball. after shaped like a baseball, she pitches it to the male who swings his erected COCK and trys to hit it back into her mouth.
i hit a home run playing dirty baseball with kudly
by MARKK November 19, 2006
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Dirty Maia

A bitch afraid of frogs who mistakes salsa for jelly.
Ewww you like salsa on your on&j??
Yeah! It’s called a Dirty Maia!
by Adrianna1331 April 16, 2020
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Dirty Mikey

When a man sneakily places the shaft of his penis on another mans head whilst he isnt looking.
Dang did u see that he totally pulled a dirty mikey on him last night.
by Firsteastbeast February 10, 2010
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