Dead Weight

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.

,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas

by $0u\\3$$ September 4, 2022

National dead ass queen day

A day where we mock the death of queen Elizabeth ll.

“AYO! It’s national dead ass Queen day! FUCK THAT RACIST BITCH.”

by FAWKQUEENELIZABETHONGOD September 10, 2022

On dead dogs

Massachusetts slang.

If a person says “on dead dogs” this means they put that on their dead “homies” grave. Therefore, if they lie when they say this it will be 6 punches to their chest

You: "Bro I know she likes me"
Your friend: "Put it On dead dogs"
You: "dead dogs bro"

by frommass April 26, 2022

Dead Dud

A individual who’s Lost in the sauce

Tim can’t focus, he’s a dead dud.

by Mike Teezy, Warren, Whop May 3, 2022

Dead Rat Surprise

A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.

I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.

by averagemint May 7, 2022

Dead hitmarker

In shooter games/FPS, when the bullets you are shooting at another player deal no damage. Usually as a result of bad ping or lag.

"Dammit I could've kept my 10 streak if I didn't have dead hitmarkers!

"Bro I hit him like 10 times and it did no damage! Fucking dead hitmarkers!

by Romie_777 May 11, 2022

dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022