You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020
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by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017
Get the crack head marriage mug.Granny's Crack Juice was soo good,I think she used a little TOO much sugar this time
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by ninigotbandz April 1, 2024
Get the Crack Juice mug.Girlfriend: Hey can you hand me my Crack Rag, you creampied me and I don't wanna get it in my panties.
by Dat anime guy booty dogh April 27, 2017
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by thesnackandcracker September 8, 2025
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by Mr.Fixzer September 3, 2022
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