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Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS
He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY
by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018
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Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.
My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.
by Chazmataz December 23, 2014
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boner

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ
omg im having a boner!
for who?
THAT JUICY PEACH!!
by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022
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Boner

A boner is when your dick gets longer cause it sees someone hot
My 7inch boner won't go down time to jack off again
by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
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boner yogurt

Bro, did you give her some of that boner yogurt?
by cuteface932 October 25, 2015
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boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.
Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice
by SapDMan January 30, 2017
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Lady boner

Comes from a robbie
I have a lady boner
by Maddythemuncher June 11, 2018
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