text-base

When someone touches base with another via text

I managed to text-base with Pat and he is still without power, but safe.

by JoeKaz September 29, 2022

second base

When a man feels a woman up above the waist, including touching the chest, breasts, or nipples.

My only regret is not getting to Second Base

by some guy inventing words April 1, 2023

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Soccer Baseball

Hill Billy slang for some parts of Canada for “kickball”.

Person 1: Hey let’s go play some soccer baseball.
Person 2: Stfu and use real names.

by grape_36 June 8, 2023

Starkiller Base

A planet destroying Star Wars superweapon that by size and destrucdestructive power makes the Death Star feel like child's play.

The First Order really outdid itself with the Starkiller Base.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel June 13, 2023

twentysecond base

When you think the amount of bases on Urban Dictionary isn't enough, so you add more yourself.

Guy 1: I got to twentysecond base last night. It was awesome!
Guy 2: Dude are you ok?

by IMurderedThreeGirlsOnJan42014 June 30, 2023

Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99

Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99

by pxxceful July 22, 2023