Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.
For absurd definitions see crack baby.
For absurd definitions see crack baby.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
by jazzriff October 14, 2005
Get the crack babiesmug. person who loves bars and would do anything to have them...it is their favorite way to get fucked up and they would take a bunch often
big moe coined the term in his song "barre baby"
big moe coined the term in his song "barre baby"
by nicoleeeeeee April 23, 2006
Get the bar babymug. a piece of shit,usually puerto rican,most likely named hector,ivan,or some other spic name who has sex w/anyone and everyone that has something in between their legs before,while and after you have their child...one whom will never pay child support so its pretty much pointless taking them to court...one whom will ignore you,use you and play with ur mind..you will have to deal with crazy person for the rest of your life or until they walk out of your childs life...
by noneyabuziniz January 28, 2008
Get the baby daddymug. "omg that is the uglies skunt baby I've ever seen!"
"I hear a lot of skunt babies are born with SIDS"
"I hear a lot of skunt babies are born with SIDS"
by skunt baby relish eater December 27, 2004
Get the skunt babymug. -Damn! You see that baby bot across the dance floor!
- I was taggin some baby bot last night. She was damn fine!
- I was taggin some baby bot last night. She was damn fine!
by Tiffany Vanderbilt January 14, 2009
Get the baby botmug. A person who is really small compared to their age group, and is really smart. They often study and get straight A's. Common baby nerd names are Donald, Christopher, and Matthew. They are easily offended when called a baby nerd, and use responses such as, "What are you talking about, I go outside more than you," but these are lies 99% of the time. Baby nerds often have a babyish face with glasses. Also they often study, read, and whine.
Hey Donald your such a baby nerd.
How am I a baby nerd?
Well, your sitting their reading a geometry book in Gym.
I'm not a baby nerd!
Your a butthead and baby nerd
How am I a baby nerd?
Well, your sitting their reading a geometry book in Gym.
I'm not a baby nerd!
Your a butthead and baby nerd
by Dr. Smart July 30, 2006
Get the baby nerdmug. by Knawmean March 20, 2010
Get the Japanese Babiesmug.