Jen and Alex

Bro they are both down bad for each other. They play valorant together and they use clash terms as their love language

"I'll be your hog-rider ;)"

"Will you be my pocket sage?"
"Jen and Alex should go to hoco together"

by Monkemaster September 20, 2022

alex

wait who’s that again I forgot

someone: hey! Remember Alex, ur ex?
me: wait who’s Alex??

alex basically never existed love.

by mercury?. September 22, 2022

Alex Rabe

When a man ejaculates immediately after touching a woman’s thigh

Hey man how was your date last night

Oh not so good I Alex Rabed in the car on the way to her place.

by Billygoatsanches67 September 23, 2022

alex

alex is a sex icon who’s gets all the beanies, especially ones called oscar

“have u seen that alex guy, he’s soooo hot”

by alexander steele September 23, 2022

Alex Wang

A v tuber obsessed weeb

Alex Wang be playing genshin again

by Playbird12 September 24, 2022

Alex Spiewak

The act of walking around one's house butt ass naked with a condom hanging off their dick.

Yoooo broooo, did you see that guy absolutely Alex Spiewak all over the living room??

by goblinmode87 September 25, 2022

Alex

Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.

P.S. Grease makes great lube.

"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.

by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022