Potato

A child that has been stuffed in a potato sack and brutally murdered while in said sack

Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one

by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022

N-Word Hot Potato

When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”

by The typical neckbearded brony. August 5, 2021

potatoes

An LGBT girl.

potatoes eats potato

by oliv oil April 26, 2021

Urban Potato

A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.

WOW! That is an urban potato!

by ColeiousSucks69420 June 1, 2021

Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada

a quirky way of saying an individual is a dumbass! Originally said by u/HiNyam on VRCHAT

You: "The earth is flat and gravity doesn't exist."
Me: "Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada"
You: "what..?"

by HiNyam December 12, 2020

Potato

Slang for a member of the Irish Republican Army (IRA).

"Wait, don't get in that car. There're potatoes around these parts."

by DeusVult Infidels December 16, 2020

Status Potato

An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO

man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021