Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight

I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!

by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023

Wet

When a dry object come in contact with a liquid. That then turn the object into being wet

I raincoat got all wet from the rain outside

by TDanseb March 27, 2018

oh my wetness

When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.

1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot

by Smurfton December 19, 2017

wet mackeral

when you slap a girl in the face with your dick after having sex

Alright now that were done im going to wet mackeral you until you turn red.

by iamasexpartaker January 15, 2010

wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)

by BullFrog July 23, 2014

Get your nose wet

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.

In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.

by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025

Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!

Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise

by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023